butthole malfunction
butthole malfunction by Gleen707 November 28, 2019
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Remote Malfunction
A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.
It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.
Remote Malfunction by Julesheart April 19, 2023
TP malfunction
Digital penetration of the toilet tissue usually caused by not using enough squares or just generally being a cheap fucker.
Times were tough so as a cost saving measure I only used two squares of toilet tissue per wipe. Next thing I know I'm washing poo off my finger tips. This was not my first TP malfunction.
TP malfunction by Bugsy McDingle November 28, 2012
wardrobe malfunction
An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.
Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.
wardrobe malfunction by Frankie Frog November 19, 2004
Hairline Malfunction
Hairline Malfunction by Pigeon eater78 June 26, 2021
deodorant malfunction
Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.
deodorant malfunction by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005
wardrobe malfunction
1.When a guy gets his penis caught in the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.
wardrobe malfunction by Dr. Sardonicus April 3, 2004