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1. malf
to malfunction
I fucked my gf and now my cock is malfing!

My stupid keyboard is malfing hardcore!
2. malf
A synonym of the "F-word." Used in a few Battletech novels and fiction.
What the malf are those mechs doing there????
by Molos May 4, 2005 add a video
3. Malf
A small tiger who is morbidly obese.

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Can be used to replace the word radical or magical.
Wowza, that small malf is goddamn malfical
4. malf
An angry expression, taken from the name of a fiery re amlf beast. Not only used for battletech novels but for everyday life. Sometimes used instead of the 'f' word
What the malf is that malfing chav doing there?
Malf off you malfing malf!
What the malf?!
You malf, what did you go and do that up for? you totally malfed it up.
5. malf
malf, int.
An exclamation of excitement upon using a mushroom to turbo boost the speed of one's vehicle. (orig. Mario Kart: Double Dash).
TOAD. Mmmmalf!
by helium_raven Jun 4, 2004 add a video
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