| 1. | F.I.L.F. | ||
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"father I'd like to f*ck";
Term of endearmemt used by gay men and straight women towards older adult males they find sexually attractive; A category used in the gay porn industry. "Damn, Eric Estrada is one hot brown F.I.L.F.!"
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| 2. | Lörsday | ||
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An international holiday in which Lör assembles in the hall of Lör for the fate of humanity in order to slay their weekly quota of dragons. Lörs day is also known by common folk as Thursday (usually). It is followed by Post-Lörsday, the day of rest. The day preceding it is known as Pre-Lörsday, the day of anticipation. Attending the ceremonies of Lörsday is sure to give any straight man, woman, or lesbian an instant Lörgasm. It is unknown why gay males are unaffected by their sheer epicness. Have you heard that new band Lör? Apparently every Lörsday they sacrifice a single infant just to be epic.
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| 3. | L.I.D.S. | ||
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An anagram short for, "Little Irish Dick Syndrome". Common in most post-pubescent Irish Males. It has been estimated that nearly 94% of all Irish Males suffers from L.I.D.S. in a case study conducted by Massachusetts Institute of Technology (Rowe, et al, 1997). Famous L.I.D.S. patients include Tom Cruise, Bob Saget, Hilary Clinton, and Ron Weasley. Girl 1: "I sure feel bad for Stephanie"
Girl 2: "Why is that?" Girl 1: "Her boyfriend has just been diagnosed with a terminal case of L.I.D.S." Girl 2: "Looks like her vibrator is going to be doing a lot of work in the future" |
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| 4. | L-Plated | ||
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VERB: to do something stupidly or clumsily; mostly used by those attending King's College, Auckland, and their associates.
Derived from L Plate the plates that Learner drivers must display when driving. Commonly used in conjunction with retard wanker eatass and other insults. Generally only used by teenage males. Guy 1: Hey, Tom, where's mum's car? I want to go out.
Brother: Sorry, I crashed it coming into K-Rd. The cops dropped me off. Gutted eh? Guy 1: Well, you fully L-Plated that, retard. and Guy 1: Man, I am so screwed..! Friend: What's up? Guy 1: I fully L-Plated it with Christie - called her Jess. Fuck. |
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| 5. | tül shed | ||
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1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.
2: A pet name for a bandmate G: Hey Bozilas, wanna go to The "R Bar"
B: Nah, that place is a total tül shed |
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| 6. | tül shed | ||
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n (tool shed)
1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity. G: Hey Bozilas, wanna go to The "R Bar"
B: Nah, that place is a total tül shed |
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| 7. | L.L.F. | ||
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1. Lives Life Focused.
2. A crew in Baltimore that Lives Life Focused. 3. Is comprised of Urrigance, Ice Cream Ike, Mr. Stay Fly (M.SF), and many more other African American males. 4. L.L.F. is not fly, they levitate. Oh shit, thats them L.L.F. niggaz!!!! Them niggaz ain't fly, they levitate!!!
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