| 29. | Abercrombie and Fitch | ||
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A ridiculous prep/ slut store where people with no originality or imagination go to buy overpriced shit clothes. The walls in the store have been plastered with ridculous soft porn ads, and when someone walks in there wearing no A&F clothing, they get dirty and suspicious looks all from all around. Promoting sex in your magazines and website is totally inappropriate, not to mention how not one peice of their clothing doesn't have a moose or logo stitched onto it, screaming to the world "I'M RICH AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO FLAUNT IT! FUCK OFF WEIRDOS!" and skirts for 14 year old girls that don't even cover their asses, leaving their A&F brand thongs sticking out for the total male population to see. spoiled slut: guess what i got at A&F today?!?!
mom: what? spoiled slut: a brand new THONG!!!! oh my god! and it was only $18!!!! it goes PERFECTLY with my brand new disgustingly short skirt that doesn't even cover my ass that cost $72 and my extremely low cut $39 bleach and paint splattered tee shirt that barely covers my non-existent 11 year old breasts! |
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| 30. | Peel | ||
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One with an overinflated ego, sex drive and self-image, and also a complete moron, the Peel is typically a chav, this person believes themselves to be an absolute sex god (god's gift to women - typically the women see him as Satan's gift), and will regale everyone with their (often fictitious) exploits. He also has an obsession with male genitalia.
This particular brand of chav is, as with many, also an alcoholic. The beverage of choice is Carlsberg, and consumption is usually around the mark of 50 pints per week. Consequently, when combined with the hyperactive sex-drive and IRC chat, the Peel will often resort to asking for (gay) cybersex from people who will turn him down repeatedly, but he'll hump them anyway. One final note to make on the Peel is his fetish for exhibitionism. He will think that it is clever to wear a thong to a formal ball, and then climb on a table and strip off, causing nausea among many attendees. Peel: i am wearin that thong to the ball and nothing else cept my dick
Peel: i wanna bum Carol Vordeman Me: Peel... just to set my mind at rest... you've never starred in a solo scat movie, have you? Peel: i have, why? Bdanzer: i knew a guy once with a 3.5 inch dong - he was a right Peel |
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| 31. | Cod piece | ||
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A thong-like cover for your male junk that almost always has padding. Has a design on it. Sigfried and Roy both wear fabulously fruity Cod Pieces.
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| 32. | banana hammock | ||
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*not for sleeping in*
a male garment used to hold the "hardboys" Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.
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| 33. | thies | ||
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a nickname usually associated for those who resemble the famous thong wearing male, string-emil. "My god, you look like Thies."
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| 34. | gogo bar | ||
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A strip club with male dancers. Fundo asked his uncle to take him to the gogo bar, after which, Fundo's uncle started calling Fundo a fag.
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| 35. | titty bar | ||
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A strip club directed towards the heterosexual male audience. Fundo's uncle straightened Fundo out by taking him to a titty bar.
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