|15.||Dirty Old Woman|
A middle aged or elderly woman that dreams of screwing young, usually teenage boys, she is frequently called a "cougar". The age of the male may be older, mid twenties however it is essential he have a young youthful appearance.
The older, aged woman will often stare at the boys young buttock and try to manipulate the situation to secure a location where they will be alone or in a private spot.
Frequently she will provide drugs or alcohol to the boy to reduce his inhibitions prior to seducing him.
During the last few years many female teachers have been sexually involved with teen age boys. There are several theories as to why these women are attracted to and pursue young boys, many barely into puberty.
Some psychologist believe that some of these women are emotionally arrested and are emotionally stuck in their teenage years while others believe these women crave the power to dominate a man but can only be succeed with young boys. These older woman may have have a secret sexual fixation to seduce young men who may suffer from a "Mommy Complex' commonly called the Oedipus complex.
Whatever the reason, it is advisable to maintain a watchful eye on your sons as well as your daughters when they are mingling with "trusted" adults.
Dirty old woman to young boy, "You are so strong". She grabs his bicep and gently squeezes it several time. "Would you help me carry these heavy cases of beer into the kitchen for me"? "Thank You. You are such a wonderful young man". "Would you like a beer"?
Young boy 1: That dirty old woman is staring at you.
Young boy 2: Her tits are hanging down to her waist!
Young boy 1: Yea, but she is driving a corvette.
Young boy 2: You know what, I think I will ask her if she need help putting her walker into the car.
|16.||Angry Red Dragon|
Though I'm sure you don't wanna know, an angry dragon is a sexual act performed by those who obviously have had some mental damage at some point in their lives. The "Angry Red Dragon" is spoken about by teenagers in hushed voices, and disgusted tones somewhere in the school yard. Its simply that disgusting, that if you haven't heard of it, you are very lucky.
I know i know...So what is it?
Okay i'll tell you.
Well, when a girl is on her...ahem...menstruation cycle (for all the dumb shits, her periods...) the male in the situation (it is possible he may not be a male) would proceed in sucking (thats right, sucking.) the period from the opening in the vagina from which it exits.
No, i did not make this up. Its real. And if you have done it, please go see a psychologist.
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Hey Jenny, lets have sex!"
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, i can't! I have my period!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Jenny! Lets do the Angry Red Dragon!"
Jenny Slutface: "Whats that?"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Let me show you..."
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, thats amazing! And now my period's only gonna go for one day!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Do you have a straw?"