Malden was named best place to raise a family in Mass in 2008.
wankster1: yo i got expelled from mhs for showin my knife.
wankster2: shoot, i just dropped out too. more opportunity for trouble there than for anythin else.
honor roll vietnamese kid: what do you mean? I got straight A's and was president of key club and I'm going to Harvard for free next year.
wankster1: man, we shoulda stayed at mhs.
honors kid 1: dag, why do we have to work three times as hard to get into a good college here than at some private school? we don't get enough credit.