mansulation 

Slang for excessive body hair on a man. Can also be used in reference to a full beard.

"Figured I could use some mansulation this winter," said Jon, stroking his beard.

mansulation by GzBz October 13, 2011

according to my calculations 

Something that nerds say all the time

"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"

according to my calculations by Hitterdog November 20, 2015

Mancubation 

The process through which a human embryo is incubated inside of a man.

Example 1: When all else failed, the partners turned to mancubation to have a child.

Example 2: Sean loves Bob Schneider so much he would mancubate his babies.

Mancubation by Megapedia March 27, 2010

mangulation

A hybrid of mangle and strangulation, a mashup of words

Macintrash, Windoze, Linsux: These are mangulations of Macintosh, Windows and Linux.

mangulation by ceeyewenty January 3, 2009

matulation 

(n.) The act of masturbating and ejaculating while in bed.

Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed

matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)

Dude, she totally matulated last night-- just look at the bed.

Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.

The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.

matulation by hornybuttkings June 29, 2009

calculation 

a mathematical determination of the amount or number of something.

"finding ways of saving money involves complicated calculations"

calculation by easy-to-understand-accurate August 25, 2020

premature e-mailulation 

The act of sending an e-mail accidently while still in the middle of typing it

Sorry about that half e-mail I sent, I was guilty of premature e-mailulation

premature e-mailulation by Fungle mcDung August 16, 2010