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8.
A hypothesisor,
One who predicts the future,
A Preacher of the truth

Also,

SOMEONE GAY THAT LISTENS TO GAY MUSIC LIKE AVRIL LAVINGE AND LIAM LYNCH THE ONLY FUCKEN MUSIC IS NIRVANA SO FUC OFF, YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR A MOSQUITO A LAMBITO YERRRRRRRRR. MALCOLM IS A GAY SCIENCE GUY FUCKKKKK YERRRRRRR, BANDS I LIKE< BANDS I LIKE FLOME FLOME FLOME see see flome. MALCOLM CAN BE FOUND PLAYING COMPUTER LIKE A GIMP NOT FLOME THOUGH I JUST BE TRIPPING WITH ME HOMIES YERRRRRR FLOOOOMMMMMEEE. MALCOLM IS SO GAY HE WON'T SMOKE HALF SMOKED BUTTS ON THE GROUND FUCK HES GAY!
I wish Nirvana wrote a song "Smells like Flome" or "Malc is gay" that would be AWESOME. The manager said they couldn't write one "Smells like Flome" cause they would have no audience.
by 401 September 10, 2003
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1.
A scummy, ginger chav who is 12.
Malcs == teh ginge
by Malcs June 10, 2004
15 7
 
2.
Would like to think he is the king of IRC.
infact, he is nothing more than one of our peons now that we have taken over his country and sold his children into slavery
malcs- get back to work!
by King-Tom June 01, 2004
9 5
 
3.
A homo erectus whose habits include rolling up to work late EVERY DAY and has mounds of sand hidden in her vagina. She has foot in mouth disease, refuses to exercise and has the diet of a 475kg african american man. Claims to be talented at touch rugby but performance in the sport proves otherwise. The term is often used to describe like minded folk.
Oh my god, look over there, there a HUGE Malcs
Did ya see the headline of the West today - Huge Malcs abuses mum for holding baby"
by tripwire789 May 13, 2010
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4.
A retard. Contraction of mal-coordinated
Haha if you turn the sound off, the Spoonman looks like a proper malc!
by keats was the original emo July 10, 2008
6 7
 
6.
The inventor of Flome
{DF} Flome
by malc September 08, 2003
2 9
 
7.
a fuckwit computer nerd who listens to music such as avril lavigne, liam lynch, and ben folds five.
malcom mclennon is a fuckingfaggot
by bhb September 09, 2003
5 15