Melbert

An ancient beast of Norse legend. Half man, Half beast. It is large, in charge, and quite hairy. Most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. Characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by Thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.

My sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. She claims it was a Melbert."

Melbert by Chris of Tian July 28, 2010

malvertising 

An internet-based criminal method for the installation of unwanted or malicious software through the use of internet advertising media networks and exchanges.

"Dude, some fake AntiVirus software was installed and totally messed up my computer and found out this happened because my free webmail provider was displaying Flash based malvertising banners."

malvertising by Change Ling December 29, 2007

milbert 

Your best friends girlfriend nickname you call her. She’s a great person, but you just like to make fun of her with the boys cause she has cooties

Friend: Hey what have you and Milbert- I mean Millie been up to

milbert by MaS0n 1s GaY October 17, 2021

Manbertt 

A snake body with a mans head

OMG! theres manbertt

Manbertt by Shanksys Specs July 31, 2010

Melbert

Hot chick. Someone with a great body.

That babe at the bus stop was a total Melbert.

Melbert by bigdonnie April 12, 2008

Magbert 

Biggest cunt on the face of planer earth

Wow this guy is such a magbert

Magbert by Alice Miranda June 4, 2017

Maybert 

Can also mean Mebbert or the Sovereignty of God

Maybert Describes God’s power or Liberty to do what he wills and cannot be questioned

Maybert by Heaven’s gate August 3, 2021