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A rare blood disease with root in the middle east. Malaysia minor has symptoms of thickening of blood to the advent of unbelievable stories (due to the substantially increased blood pressure) from those afflicted.

There is currently no known cure for Malaysia Minor. The only relief of it's symptoms comes from cutting the tips of ones fingers to relieve blood pressure in the body.
Rob, suffering from the rare blood disease Malaysia Minor, needed to relieve his blood pressure daily to avoid telling fallacious stories to co-workers.
by krobqaguy January 16, 2006