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Task managered 

To be task managered:
Having your computer frozen by a nearby twat
In institutions such as schools, where the task manager command is disabled, by pressing and holding the keys Ctrl, Shift and Esc for a period of time it is easy to successfully freeze a colleague's computer. This causes them to lose all their work. TASK MANAGERED!
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malaperda 

another greek word for cock
fae ti malaperda mou
malaperda by ALX September 20, 2003

malaperda 

tha vgalo ekso th malaperda mou kai tha sti doso na ti fas
malaperda by Mike September 28, 2003
When someone gets so completely drunk that they dont speak inteligible English. Shit-faced.
Did you see Bill last night? He was mayered. I think he went home with that fat chick after he pissed in Mikes car.
mayered by Kevin Mayer May 25, 2006

Malaneyed 

Malayned- to stab another woman in the back by sneaking around with her fiancee'.


"I can't believe my friend was cheating with my fiancee'. I've been "Malaneyed"
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Malaneyed by momisthebest March 7, 2009
Over the generations, many people have been minding their own business, getting on with life, and just generally having a laugh. There are a certain group of people that like to put stops to this as violence and some come to the point of being hospitalized after being Malayed. The term can be used in many ways, but the main form is when one is randomly aggravated by an angry group of malaysian youths who are too big for their boots. Those who are malayed usually end up with cuts and some even stab wounds, as being malayed also refers to one being layed off by a group outnumbering you and/or someone or a group of people using weapons agains the classic one on one fighter to get their advantage over their scrawny counterparts.
John: Shit man, the other night i just got randomly attacked by a bunch of caramel kids out of nowhere when I was out for a smoke, now look at this cut!

Mark: Oh shit man! You definetly got malayed.
Malayed by TheBestestBrittest November 1, 2009