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Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
Related Words

Malazian Empire 

The Chad Based and Redpilled Empire Owned by Emperor Malaz aka “Emperor M” Battling the Brigades of Gang Shisha, Abu Ibrahbeem and Abu Gaynon. Join the Malazian Army today.
Yo did you hear about the based and chadpilled “Malazian empire” “yeah dude Malazian empire is based, I’m a solider in it”.
Malazian Empire by Johncl27 November 13, 2020
She is a beautiful girl. She is gorgeous on the outside and on the inside. She tries to hide herself from people but she is the prettiest person you may ever know. She might look like a geek on the outside but is a true girly girl on the inside. She loves food and Family gatherings. She doesn't like any of the boys and she is absolutely fine with it. She has many friends but has a few that she absolutely adores. She will have a successful life in the future.
Malaz Is a Treat
Malaz by PAWBG July 24, 2015

malarkey 

An Irish-American slang word meaning "bullshit". Most notably used by U.S. Vice President Joe Biden during the 2012 Vice Presidential debate in response to Rep. Paul Ryan's (R-Wis.) critique of the Obama Administration's response to the attacks in Benghazi, Libya.
Joe Biden: "With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey!"
malarkey by sjf206 December 30, 2012
Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive
This is a bunch of malarky!
What is this malark?
malarky by Amy April 8, 2003

malarkygarchy 

Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.
--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.
malarkygarchy by captainquirk January 1, 2012