An individual who acts in a manor that is really really fucking wierd/gross. A Malacaria activity includes but is not limited to: Picking of nose, picking of ear, rolling ear wax and boogers together, rolling earwax/booger combination on face repeatedly, jacking off in the presense of others, collecting nut rags, publically displaying nut rags...etc
I caught joe role playing with his nut rag. Thats really Malacaria of him.
by Cadet C April 09, 2007