| 1. | the meaning of life | ||
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Truth be told, there really is no meaning to life it just exists. Do with it what you wish take it as you will, life just is just here to be here serving no purpose except to continue on making the best of things until you die in the end and dissapear. The End. the meaning of life? There truely is no meaning in life..
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| 2. | Tourism of tourism | ||
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A new kind of specialized tourism (cf. eco-tourism, medical tourism, adventure tourism, etc.), where a traveller intentionally visits heavily touristed areas in high season, in order to observe the humorous (to the tourist of tourism at least) antics and aggravations of all the other tourists who show up at the same time for purposes of regular tourism. Also a good way to cope with your situation when this happens to you accidentally or unavoidable. I'm not sure what to put here for Tourism of tourism. However, I took a good photo though last summer in Istanbul of two tourists taking a picture of a random cat on the street, and the cat is looking at me with this kind of expression that only a cat can make, as if to say, can you believe the things these tourists will take a picture of? So I guess it's kind of like that.
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| 3. | true rain | ||
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raining and really raining are two very different things. The only similarity is the fact that both consist of falling water. rain, is everything you have ever experienced. Everything from a faint mist to a heavy downpour. rain is appreciated and well liked by the world and it's inhabitants, and for good reason. it keeps us all alive. really raining is a completely different concept. more...
the average rain drop is 1 to 2 mm in diameter. even with a great deal of them they are light and harmless. when it is really raining, only a few hundred drops fall at a time, and they fall spread out over the entire earths surface. the thing is, each rain drop weighs several dozen metric tonnes and comes in a perfectly cubical shape. these massive rain drops are spaced far apart, but there is enough water contained in one to completely submerge a 2 story house. if you are unlucky enough to be caught underneath one of these behemoths, there is very little you can do to save your self. The sheer weight and velocity of the rain drop will crush almost anything beneath it. assuming a person is standing vertically beneath the plummeting drop, a few things happen in the space of a few milliseconds. traveling that fast, the water will be like a block of cement. the force will collapse the spine into itself, mashing each vertebrae into one solid block of spinal column. at this point the person in question is about 2 and 1/2 feet tall and they subsequently drown in the water after it hits the ground.... |
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| 4. | Mind of Mencia | ||
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A tv show on comedy central starring Carlos Mencia. Deny
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it that the show isn't funny, but it is side splitting, gut busting funny as hell. Fucking racist though. Face it, if you live in America, racism lives in the media and the culture. "MoM" (or rather carlos) faces the racism and doesn't give a shit about what you think. Granted, although Carlos makes some good points in his show, there are times when he screws up and is an asshole who isn't even funny at times and is just an offensive prick (this is usually when he just stands in front of his audience and yakkety yaks). People hate him, and people who like comedy that doesn't turn a blind eye to the ignorance of all the different people in the US love him (except that moment when they get dissed by him, then they love him again when he's ragging on another minority/social class/personality). He disses people like the chinese and right afterwards he says something in chinese. He speaks against many types of mexicans humorously and he also speaks mexican. He speaks out against idiots and idiotic behavior and says how he hates people who aren't educated. Thats because he is educated, and knows what the fuck he's talking about, although he says stupid-ass things at times, and because he pulls the |
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| 5. | Nowist | ||
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A nowist is a person who believes in living in the moment. A nowist sheds negative things in the past and and gains energy from positive things in the right now, thereby improving the possible future. Helen is a nowist, she believes in making the best of every situation.
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| 6. | Palace of Love | ||
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1. The Palace of Love in it's most simple form is one's bedroom, one in which a couple perform the art of love making on a regular basis. A requirement is that all parties included are physically satisfied (emotional satisfaction is not required) else it is not a Palace of Love, but a shag pad. It is not required that those performing the act are a couple, or in love. It is also not required that there are only two people at any given time, though it should refrain from becoming an orgy. It is preferable that such a room is large and has soft sheets/pillows and some dark colouring. 2. A slightly more advanced version is where the bedroom takes a luxurious form containing a four poster bed, soft sensual sheets/pillows and where everything is mainly dark sexy |
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| 7. | ally cat pains | ||
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The feeling a person gets when thier like a cat standing alone in an ally staring at the sky abondond by its former loved ones. Ally cat girl: (tears running down its cheek) (a Tom cat boy stagers by and looks at Ally) Tom cat boy: Whats your damage cat? Ally cat girl: This has been the day from tragidy. Tom cat boy: Can't be that bad, your breathing right. Ally cat girl: My ex's new girlfriend is one of the worst types of people I have ever encounterd. - Long story short. Tonight is the night of the Hanna Montanna concert. My daughter is attending with her father. His new girlfriend is such a rude bitch that she said I am not allowed to attend the concert with my daughter and them because of her insecurity's and constiant drama about me. Doesn't she get that she's with him and we are not an item anymore? Says rotten things about me to my children(hurting them badly) and hers with her own rage and selfishness. My son stood up for me and called her a bitch the other day to make her stop. Making the situaTION EVEN WORSE! I mean, don't people understand that all this type of hate is redonculous and kind hearted intentions make people thrive in life more than the put downs of needy social conforming haters. This is Liz's first concert and It is part of a bond I would have liked to be thier for. Just to see the energy and enthusiasm she will have to be able to have that experience would be like whitnessing the heavens come to life tonight.
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Tom cat boy: Sounds like the blues to me. Where is your mind over matter? Ally cat girl: It will meet up with my heart in the limbo of staying away for the best of the situation not to get heated and fueled by Woman drama of the third kind. do you understand now? Tom cat boy: I just fugx the pussy. I don't get attached to it. Many of cat fights I have seen. even some scars on me from two double teaming me when I got caught. Woah wat a night that was. Ally cat girl: lol (tears on the tip of her nose) Tom boy cat: See a laugh cures everything. Be cool cat don't let those ally cat pains get you down! Ally cat girl: Thank you for talking with me. I was feeling the pain of a thousand knifes tonight. Be jive you jammin cat. |
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