| 1. | public displays of affection | ||
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Romantic body language and/or
passionate physical interaction between lovers in full public view. When over-used or too graphic, can be indicative of an insecure couple in an unstable relationship. PDA exhibitionism is used by many couples to prove their love to onlookers, and to elicit envy. "Look at those two douchebags and their tacky public displays of affection, playing tonsil hockey over there like a couple of ferrets in heat. Get a room!
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| 2. | public image limited | ||
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A band that defied labels that formed in 1978. The original members were John Lydon (formerly Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols), Keith Levene, and John Wardle (Jah Wobble). Only John Lydon remained throughout the entire PiL lifespan, making eight studio albums and two live albums. PiL is currently on hiatus. Public Image Limited is an awesome band that redefined music.
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| 3. | institute for public policy research | ||
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A jumped up bunch of overpaid public school twats who think they have a god given right to spout their views that they think should be law, on just about every aspect of our miserable lives. Main reason to take the heat off the government for making the population prisioners of the governments big brother, want it now faster and quicker and fucking supersize that for me society. institute for public policy research : "Hey look guys there's some drunk 18 year old girls' in Nottingham falling around and having a good time.. Lets make a rule a against it"
The UK population response "Stick your views up your arse if you've got one. you freaks" |
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| 4. | Public Privacy | ||
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1. The illusion of which is given to people on a cell phone or blue tooth in public and within earshot of others. These people believe that others cannot hear about their husband's rectal exam or their mothers attempt at making toast in the microwave.
2. What is compromised when Party A takes video/pictures of Party B in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on YouTube or myspace. 1. "I don't care about her son's first poop on the toilet, I just want to know if she wants lettuce, tomato, or onion on her sub! Put down the phone and listen to me goddammit!"
2. Eligh: "What are you doing!? Put that camera away! I'm not decent! This is an invasion of public privacy! Felix: "No! I'm going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!" |
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| 5. | Public Privacy | ||
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1. The illusion of which is given to people on a cell phone or blue tooth in public and within earshot of others. These people believe that others cannot hear about their husband's rectal exam or their mothers attempt at making toast in the microwave.
2. What is compromised when Party A takes video/pictures of Party B in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on YouTube or myspace. 1. "I don't care about her son's first poop on the toilet, I just want to know if she want lettuce, tomato, or onion on her sub! Put down the phone and listen to me goddammit!"
2. Eligh: "What are you doing!? Put that camera away! This is an invasion of public privacy! Felix: "No! I'm going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!" |
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| 6. | Public Whispering | ||
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Whispering load enough in public for people to hear you while still pretending the converstaion is private. (Usually used when you are afraid the stranger you are talking about thinks what you are saying is mean when, in fact, it's not.) John: *Whispering* "Steve, do you see that guy over there?"
(Then John sees the "Hat Guy" notice that John is whispering about him.) John: *Public Whispering* "I love his hat." {Note- When public whispering, the whisperer is only making sure that the subject of talk knows the conversation isn't gossip.} |
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| 7. | public school | ||
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Now, I can only speak for public schools in Florida, but I think *most* other states' educational systems loosely follow this pattern.
Public schools are schools which are controlled and funded (or underfunded, depending on how you think about it) by the government. They are usually piss poor and lots of kids can't even read by the fifth grade. Many public schools are a travesty of education and a stain on our fine country. In addition to making kids stupid, they breed politically correct nonsense like a disease. They are filled with violence and many children are transformed into skanky hoes who can't remember having virginity. Any parent worth their beans will send their child to a private school. I know MY children will never set foot into a public school! Ewww...a public school? Well, I'll have to wear my bullet proof vest!
Public school kid: Holy cow! You are wearing a shirt from Lacoste and seem to be reading a book! Private school kid: Why, yes I am. Public school kid: This indicates both money AND intelligence! You go to a private school don't you! |
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