| 1. | makeout withdrawal | ||
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The negative mental and physical effects that come from not making out for extended periods of time with a sexy girl.
The last time I made out with a sexy girl was over a month ago. This makeout withdrawal is driving me crazy, I'm losing it man.
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| 2. | music withdrawal | ||
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the intense symptoms of not being able to listen to music over lengthy amounts of time, or when you normally listen Symptoms Include: -jitters -hyperventilating -hyper activity -anxiety -singing to yourself -making music in any way/shape/form (ex: drumming with your pencil, tapping your foot) You will experience relief once your music has been restored to you, or you hear music (bad or good) *shaking, jumping up and down, singing to yourself, looking crazy to other people*
dude 1: dude whats up with you?! dude 2 (withdrawing): MUSIC WITHDRAWAL, ITS KILLER! dude 1: o man, here listen to my iPod it will help dude 2: ohh thanks so much, you're a lifesaver |
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| 3. | Protestival | ||
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An ironic protest against various nebulous and nefarious entities, most often "The Government" or "Wall Street" or "The Man". To be a true Protestival Occupant an iPhone and latte from Starbucks are intergral to the success of such a venture. After making a withdrawal from his trust fund to purchase the new iPhone, Dan decided to head to Wall Street to partake in the current Protestival.
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| 4. | reverse deposit | ||
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A covertly communicated intent to make an ATM withdrawal as prerequisite to making an illegal, immoral, or unethical purchase; specifically if stating a more common phrase, "...I need to hit the ATM..." for example, would generate unwelcome interest in the arrangement being made; the interest would come from perhaps an undercover officer, police informant, or NSA/DEA agent randomly eavesdropping. "I just need to make a reverse deposit, then I'll be right over to play some 8-ball. So rack 'em up."
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| 5. | makeout withdrawal | ||
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The negative mental and physical effects that come from not making out for extended periods of time with a sexy girl. The last time I made out with a sexy girl was over a month ago. This makeout withdrawal is driving me crazy, I'm losing it man.
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| 6. | cutters | ||
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Okay, briefly, cutting is a coping mechanism, though not necessarily a good one. I do not condone the use of cutting to solve problems despite my own history with it. Mary of Nazareth your arm was inspiring, it the way mine would if I hadn't given my knife away.
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Cutters do not often want attention and if you have a friend who does cut for attention, beat the shit out of them because it can become addictive. Medically cutting releases endorphins making a person feel better and certain cutters enjoy the sight (and personally taste) of their own blood. Cutters often cover up their cuts with anything from long sleeve shirts to shea butter to reduce scarring. Cutters use, but are not limited to (don't underestimate a person's ingeniunitey when they need to satisfy a craving): razor blades, exacto knives, scissors, jack knifes, switch blades,.. saws of various types, and glass. If you know someone who is a cutter, well don't follow any set advice, your friend may not be suicidal at all, in fact they likely aren't. For those of you who have addicted friends trying to quit, watch them closely because they usually have the incredibly strong urge to make extreme lacerations. Personally, as a cutter trying to quit my withdrawal often leads me to wanting to use suicide grade cuts. Cutters are not all emo fuck ups, we're normal people too, and some of the nicer ones at that. |
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| 7. | withdrawals | ||
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When your girlfriend or boyfriend goes away for long periods of time causing a variety of negative symptoms.
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