| 1. | mockery | ||
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Mockery, To make fun of, To poke fun at, to skald a no good dirty working class ruffian and put them in there place. Sir with these custard creams you are making a mockery of my great uncle reginalds memory.
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| 2. | townies | ||
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A Spiecies unto themselves - The definition of a towny:
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An unfortunate species who are never going to amount to anything except at best a supermarket cashier (no offence to any nice supermarket cashiers out there) with about five children by the age of 23 - the first of which was concieved when the mother was at or around 12-years-old; it is unlikely that the father would be known as they tend not to stay around for very long - it's possibly some kind of anchient custom. They spend their time at school wasting time and tax payers money whilst making a mockery of anyone who is better than them. It is very rare that you will find a towny who speaks in anything more advanced than duosyllables, unless it is an obsenity, in which case fire away! They also have their own branch of language, encorporating words such as: ka-ching (money), bling-bling (odd shiny objects of some kind) and 'fuckin innit-like' (presumably some kind of greeting?) Other words such as chilling, fit and grass have been taken out of context and used to descrice satisfactory, attractive and to tell tales. Townies can be identified by tacky tracksuits, large socks, even larger caps, fake designer labels and 'gold' rings, watches and dog tags which they like to refer to as 'blin-bling'or 'well blingin'. It is believed by other members of the speicies that the more 'blingin' you are, the more highly you should be regarded as a person; civilised people understand that this is rather a bestial trat... |
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| 3. | Oh my gawww | ||
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When something is disgustingly cute and to make fun of it you say this thus making a mockery of whatever was said My boyfriend took me out for a dinner and movie
Oh my Gawwwwwwww! shut up |
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| 4. | Pimptress | ||
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A fairytale. A title usually given by a woman to herself in order for her to appear independent from men. Most "Pimpstresses" are known to fuck more than I do, only I make money out of fucking bootiful bootches, a "Pimpstress" will eat cum for free. This definiton is identical to that of whore. That beezy said she was a "Pimptress" until Suga Bear overheard her making a mockery of his chosen profession. Shortly after the same "Pimptress" was seen selling her voluptuous vagina for Suga Bear at a rate of $50 for a handjob, $100 for a blowjob, and $300 for a half and half. Business boomed and Suga Bear was happy.
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| 5. | Chirs Lim | ||
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A Singaporean who is VERY dangerous to the regime. “i would like to say to chirs lim (i am saying this from my own point of view and not the group with which i am affiliated) do you have a life outside of the WJU discussion board? does making a mockery of things get you off or something? take up knitting or something. make a difference with your life. do something other than all of this”
- RJ |
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| 6. | Webghost | ||
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an Internet user who has ghost-like abilities by coming and going without definative trace or detection
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| 7. | ver | ||
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Short for "very". Used most frequently when making a mockery of a story, specifically one from a children's book. "Hey have you heard the story of the ver hung cat (very hungry caterpillar)? Totes."
"SOS. We...need...fire." |
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