"Ok honey, go cheat on me again, I'll be on the makeupalley cafe' board getting fatter and wasting time with a bunch if middle-aged crazy women."
"Let me go make myself feel better by talking on the makeupalley Cafe' board about how anorexic or ugly all the celbrities look"
The cafe is the message board for any/all topics. There are some great and helpful women there. And all are welcome, as long as they don't start trouble.