Maybe if I hadn't worn makeup every day for the past thirty years I wouldn't have such bad skin.
I should put on my makeup before I leave my house.
Generally found irrisistible to 12-85 year old females.
Makeup comes in many forms---
2. Is that makeup you are wearing on your eyes? Oh yes, it's called EYESHADOW.
Girl 2: You look so pretty with all of that make up on!!!
Guy: *throws up*
TO ALL WOMEN OUT THERE... GUYS DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE MAKE-UP ON U!!!