| 15. | specialized | ||
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An extremly awesome mountain bike company that makes dope bikes such as Demo 9s and 8s, P.3s and Sx trails. They also sponsor the best bikers in the world Man your new Specialized Demo 9 is sick
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| 16. | Vomilicious | ||
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A contraction of the two words Vomit and Delicious.
Vomit that tasts almost as good as the food that made you sick. Man! That lasagna was GOOD but it made me sick! Good thing is was vomilicious!
I don't mind drinking this whiskey 'cause even if it makes me sick it's vomilicious! |
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| 17. | the meep | ||
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The meep is an interdimentional being that is undefinable by any human measurement. However it manifests itself as a head with a huge smile and special ears. It also wears a spotted party hat. The earth, and everything, was created by the meep. After he was finished, he smiled from ear to ear and put on a wonderful party hat. The meep simultaneousely watches over everything and everyone on the earth and throughout the many universes under his jurisdiction. The meep has a strict moral code, wich can be summed up by three letters arranged as points on a triangle surrounding his beutiful head. These letters are H, D, and S. The Meep stands for happiness, drugs, and sick beats. Larry's Gorgeous Girlfriend: I love jesus 4 life! Jesus is x-treme. He offers x-treme salvation through x-treme repentance for awesome sinz!
Me: Fuck you bitch, I'm representing the meep. He stands for hapiness, drugs, and sick beats. He doesn't give a shit about anyone! He loves life, and himself. Larry's Gorgeous Girlfriend: Yeah, whatev. I hate all those things, especially hapiness. It makes me feel unclean. |
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| 18. | Sick Plumber | ||
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The sick plumber occurs when a dude is boning a girls' ass (thus blocking the "pipes"), and she slips out a fart that stinks so bad it makes the plumber throw-up immediately all over her back. After giving Olivia the sick plumber, the gentleman peaced-out, making her clean the puke off her own back and bed.
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| 19. | cigarette | ||
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a cigarette is something that people smoke. They get sick. They were under the impression that inhaling smoke was somehow better for you than inhaling oxygen. 'I thought cigarettes made your skin look better'
'no, it just makes you socially repugnant in california.' |
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| 20. | outbreak monkey | ||
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Person who goes to school or work even though he or she is sick. This person spreads germs and eventually makes everyone else in the class or office sick. "Did you know Janice is here even though she has a fever of 103? Don't get too close to the outbreak monkey!"
"Stay home when you're sick. No one likes an outbreak monkey." |
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| 21. | scholasick | ||
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very Sick of school. always wanting to play hooky. Lopuhoid: Laurie, I am so scholasick!!
Laurie: TELL me about it! Lopuhoid: The only thing that makes school better is my tothot boyfriend over there! Laurie: I know! |
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