Guy 2. How?
Guy 1. well, we were just trying to mow his law, and he kept going on about his wooden aligator, the game of monopoly I played with me the other day and continued to tell me to jerk off!
Guy 2. sounds hillarious
Guy 1. oh, it was!!!
This song is about being addicted having sex with groupies. Jonathan tells himself he shouldn't, but he does it anyway. afterwards he regrets what he has done.