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Makelele rule 

A rule commonly used in console football (soccer) games (mainly FIFA or PES) where French international and player of limited offensive skill, Claude Makelele is allowed an unhindered shot at goal from anywhere outside the penalty area.
Person 1: "Bill you malaka, you should have run in and shot, the Makelele rule was in effect"
Makelele rule by gidigbi May 15, 2013

makelele role 

A defensive mid in football (soccer) who has the duty of tackling players and all opposition before the attack begins.

Klåt Makelele 

Indian war criminal from the 1840s, he is mostly known for stealing the french royal family.
Yo, is that Klåt Makelele stealing a gay muslim?

Strumming the mekelele

What the hell is taking Robby so long in the shower?
Leave the boy alone. He's probably just strumming the mekelele.
a dumb crack whore that's built like a windshield wiper, she loves to talk shit but she be lookin like a dollar tree employee like the fuck?
that dumb bitch makelle really tried to buy crack from me
makelle by urmom2019 January 2, 2020
A sweet girl whos nice to everyone. Shes really pretty and tends to brightens peoples day, no matter hers.
That girl Makelle gave me a cupcake.
Makelle by lonneytoond November 20, 2023