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3. make-up
what girls need to put on to be pretty.
guy 1: that girl DEF needs some make-up
guy 2: but THAT girl is wearing WAY too much! ahhhh!!!
1. make-up
something girls use in a futile attempt to distract guys from ugliness so that they can get sum action.

TO ALL WOMEN OUT THERE... GUYS DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE MAKE-UP ON U!!!
guy: damn that chick was so hot yesterday. y the fuck did she put on make-up?? she looks like a hoe now
2. make-up
A husband who helps to "mask" his wife's homosexuality. The lesbian equivalent of a beard for gay men.
Sandy: I see you decided to wear make-up tonight
/jerks head towards other woman's husband

Ellen: Yeah, might as well impress the boss with a successful marriage, you know?
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