As originated by the Italians in the 17th century, fettuccine alfredo was originally known of as a simple pasta dish containing long stringy noodles and cheesy sauce.more...
It was not known until recent times that the special ingrediant that gave this delicacy its distinct taste was actually human semen inserted by the overworked servents of the Italian people. This tradition has continued throughout the ages, and strongly today.
It was not until the 20th century that this idea has been brought into the bedroom and under the sheets as a recreational sex act that has a little extra spice of its own. To perfrom this ridiculously arousing and scrumptious stunt one must boil noodles and alfredo sauce in pots until perfectly "al dente" next, the male must bring the boiling hot pot and however many desired bowls and eating utensils into the bedroom and dump the contents steaming hot water and all, into the females vaginal crevices or male/female anal cavity possibly causing 1st-3rd degree burns on the inside of the chosen arena. After this is complete, one must bring alfredo sauce and also insert that into the opening of choice. Next, one must perform sexual intercorse until the point of climax, then ejaculate all over the zesty creation containg noodles, vaginal fluid, alfredo sauce and more. once the ejaculation is complete and the penis is limp. open the vaginal/anal lips and dump the contents into the bowls, grab a fork and enojy!
|2.||P'ing the B's|
P'ing the B's aka powdering the balls. One should always use baby powder when p'ing the b's. P'ing the B's is the greatest way to relieve sweaty ballsack syndrome which can cause itchiness or potential ball stickage to legs, and keeps your ballsack smelling fresh all day.
There are two exact methods behind P'ing the B's. Once the powder is acquired, one must make sure that one's balls are completely dry. The first method, the shake and pour, is performed by simply pouring desired amount of powder into the groin area and shaking in order to remove excess. The shake and pour method does not require wash after use, but is mostly for amateurs. The more advanced method is called the Arnold PALM-er, or the palm method for short. In order to perform the palm method, one must pour desired amount of powder into palm of hand and pat the powder directly on the ballsack. The palm method is only for avid P'ing the B's users as it eliminates excess powder fallout but does require post P'ing the B's handwash.
P'ing the B's should be a part of any guy's daily routine. The most prime times to P the B's are after a shower, before going out, before bed, and always. Avoid sweaty balls and P the B's daily my friends.
Tyler: Yo dudes have you guys seen my Johnson & Johnson, its hot as hell out and my balls have been stuck to my leg all day.
Colin: Yeah sorry dude it's in my room. It was Luke's first time and I was instructing him on how to properly P the B's using the Arnold PALM-er method.
Luke: I owe you my life for introducing me to P'ing the B's, my balls feel great.
A very creamy warm up stretch created by Stan Parker. Done by bending your body into an 'S', first one way and then the other. The stretch is always counteracted by touching toes and holding it. This is one of the easiest ways to stretch your back. When your back hurts, try a Stanley S. Stan Parker approved; Harriet Parker used!
Stan: Hey honey, are you sore? Does your back hurt again?
Bryant: Yes. My back does hurt. I think I slept on it wrong.
Stan: Well, no problem. I know how to fix that. Here, let's do a Stanley S. (he bends himself into an S) Easy, now. There you go. This feels creamy, doesn't it?
Bryant: Yeah, it does feel good. This is one of the nicest stretches.
Stan: Now, reverse the bend. S your body the other way. See, like this. (he forms a reverse S with his body) See, like that! Now, hold that for a few seconds and then touch your toes. Easy, right?
Rabbit: What's that? I haven't tried it. Can you show me? I want to learn how. You know, I'm stiff.
Stan: Sure! Just make an S with your body. First one way. (he shows her the Stanley S) And then the other way. And then you touch your toes at the end.
Rabbit: (tries the Stanley S) Wow! Great stretch Stanley. I oughta try this everyday!
Stan: Well, about ten of those everyday and your back will get the best stretch in the world. Its nothing less than the Stanley S!
The action of increasing other's statements in order to make one's life seem better. AKA one uping people.
Guy 1:"Dude I can't believe my brother got in a fight at school today."
Guy 2:"Yeah well my brother got in a bar fight and was stabbed 7 times in the heart and shot in the arm but he's totally fine, can you believe THAT?"
Guy 1:"Wow man way to hewes on me."
|5.||Make it Dirty|
A phrase used in the videogame Modern Warfare 2 that instructs a teammate to go out of their way to make the last kill of a search and destroy round awesome so that everyone will be able to see it in the killcam.
The phrase "Make it Dirty" can be used in any gametype, but if it isn't the round winning kill, no one will be able to see your Dirtyness.
person 1: "Ok there's only one guy left, Make it Dirty"
person 2 sees the last player hiding behind a car and can easily snipe him, but instead runs up to the car, climbs on top of it and jumps off right in front of the enemy and shoots his head off mid air with his pistol.
guy3: "That was so dirty"
Several millennia ago, there existed a fiend, born from the evil of man, who's cryptic form was the very embodiment of darkness. Those who have seen his true form have described him as slender, well over 12 feet tall, with dark skin, a crooked nose, a pitch black cloak made entirely of hate, darkness, and oil, and cackles a laugh that resonates with a force that can bring people to become atheist, lose faith in their government, and even diminish one's sense of pride.more...
This man... nay, creature, has been at war with humanity since it first set foot into our earthly realm. Time and time again, he would seek out a world leader and personally wage war against him. Thankfully, Terror lacks the ability to manipulate our world with his own hands. He can harm no leader, but no leader can harm terror. So, the leaders who Terror declares war against (most recently George W. Bush) are forced to sit on the sidelines while their soldiers fight against the minions of Terror, in the hope of breaking through their defenses and striking a lethal blow at Terror itself.
Many leaders kept the existence of Terror a secret. Many have been led to believe that Terror is an emotion, that "terrorists" are people (often groups) who make people feel "terrified", and that Terror is in no way a tangible force.
|7.||but that's just me|
1) A phrase used to negate one person's opinion and to make the speaker's opinion more valid.
2) A false attempt at humility of one's own opinion.
I know you like chocolate chip cookies. I think they're awful, but that's just me.