|8.||Don't cry about it|
v., neg. imper.: To not make a big deal out of something; to not become such a little bitch as to cry, even whine, about an issue.
Wife: "Gosh, I hate it when you leave your socks all over the floor! You're so inconsiderate!
Husband: "Don't cry about it! I'll pick 'em up. DAMN!"
|9.||love 'em and leave 'em|
1)(v)To have sex with someone and possibly make them think you love them, then leave and break off the relationship.
2)(n) For some people, a philosophy of life.
1) "I hate b**ches so I love 'em and leave 'em..."
2) Drunk Guy 1: "I hate women..." *looks down into beer*
Drunk Guy2: "Women aren't worth your trouble... all they do is cause you pain... love 'em and leave 'em, I say."
|10.||pick up line|
does NOT help pick up girls..
sample pick up lines:
(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.
those pants look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.
if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
can i read your t-shirt in brail?
you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.
drop 'em! (ha that's the best one)
i'd look good on you.
|11.||University of Catching|
Founded in 2007 in Barbourville, KY, one of the finest baseball catching schools in all of the continental United States of America. Founder Cory Smith, has inspired countless students to pursue a career in catching. He preaches the "Three Techniques" of catching. (1) Out think the batter and give the appropriate sign. (2) Determine pitch direction and prepare for the worst (ball in dirt). (3) In the event of a ball in the dirt, both knees should immediatley make contact with the ground, use rib protector to block the ball, and hands/mitt if necessary. These techniques have produced many young fundamentally sound catchers. Pudge Rodriguez is a firm believer of Cory Smith's "Three Techniques". All applicants are accepted and sent first through an introductory catching clinic, conducted by manager and coaching guru Mike Bright. After completion of the clinic, students are shuttled on the gator bus to the University to work with Cory. There, students spend 4 months training in the "Three Techniques", and graduate to become world-class catchers. Many graduates give back to the University by donating old catching mitts, masks, shin guards, cups, rib protectors, and insulin. The University of Catching is truly one of the finest baseball institutions in the world.
KC Coach: "Who will be trying out to be catcher this season?"
Mr. Hendrickson: "I believe Cory Smith will be, he stole all the equipment so nobody else could practice, and opened up his own college to teach players to become catchers. It is called the University of Catching."
KC Coach: "Oh really?"
Mr. Hendrickson: "Yeah, he sleeps in his gear at night."
KC Coach: "I hope he practices his blocking drills, he wasn't to good at them last year at tryouts."
Mr. Hendrickson: "He bought a load of videos to watch, and does his blocking and throw down drills everyday."
KC Coach: "His new nickname will be Cory "Catch" Smith."
|12.||keep ya head up|
"Keep Ya Head Up" is a song by Tupac Shakur. It addresses issues concerning lack of respect toward the female gender, especially poor black women. It has a very positive message, and is often used as an example of Shakur's softer side. Many consider it to be one of the deepest rap songs ever made and is often referenced by other artists in their work, building Shakur's persona as a very conscious and influential rapper, being 2Pac's second greatest song, after Dear Mama, voted #11 in the 100 Greatest Rap Songs, with "Dear Mama" voted #4.
Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juicemore...
I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots
I give a holler to my sisters on welfare
Tupac cares, and don't nobody else care
And uhh, I know they like to beat ya down a lot
When you come around the block brothas clown a lot
But please don't cry, dry your eyes, never let up
Forgive but don't forget, girl keep your head up
And when he tells you you ain't nuttin don't believe him
And if he can't learn to love you you should leave him
Cause sista you don't need him
And I ain't tryin to gas ya up, I just call em how I see em
You know it makes me unhappy (what's that)
When brothas make babies, and leave a young mother to be a pappy
And since we all came from a woman
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we take from our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it's time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don't we'll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can't make one
He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one
So will the real men get up
I know you're fed up ladies, but keep your head up
Keep ya head up
Used in many sports for conditioning, or punishment. Drill started by saying "get em going", and that is the cue to start chopping your feet. When you hear "hit it" drop to the floor on your chest and get up as fast as you can and continue chopping your feet. Very pain full
Up Downs are...
Football: Stop holding your dicks and make a tackle. GET EM GOING HIT IT!
A semi-famous player of Zombie Panic: Source. Featured on Source Mod Todd's "Greatest Zombie Killer Challenge". He didn't make #1, but he's still pretty funny and a good zombie killer. Likes to replace 75% of his nouns with "bullshit", "asshole", and "brain dawgs". His famous line is "Cut 'Em Up!" while yelling incoherent swear words.
His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".
An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.
1. Crackbone: "I got them brain dawgs!*"
2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"
3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"
Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.
*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"