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When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...
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Def 1: When something "makes baby Jesus cry," it means that that something is considered unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil by a certain person or group of people. Yes, and those people may include fundies, who are so into that Jesus thing.
Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant. Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil. Examples of things that make baby Jesus cry:
Def 1: Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry. George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry. 9/11 really made baby Jesus cry. AOL makes baby Jesus cry. Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry. The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry. Def 2: I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry! The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry! Def 3: Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building. So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11. Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife. |
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