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ass-mangled

1. (verb) to be shown up in a event you thought you were good at so bad it were as if your ass had been mangled
2. (adj.) to have the apperance of being ass-mangled

"Dude thats the seventh time you lost. I thought you said you were good at Madden."
"I am."
"Apparently not because your getting ass-mangled."
ass-mangled by Ryan Pound February 20, 2009
Related Words

bajangled 

the act of getting a genital piercing.
I was so drunk last night that I bajangled myself.
bajangled by bajingled September 29, 2010

McMangled 

(adj.) A strong buzz, possibly a little tipsy after a few alcoholic beverages; the first stage upon reaching the status of shamwowed.
I'm feeling a little mcmangled right now.
McMangled by c0llister May 9, 2009

Joe Mangled 

A Scottish term used to describe the state of a person after heavy consumption of alcohol, drugs or both.
Taken from the Ramsey Street character Joe Mangle in the Australian soap opera Neighbours.
Sir Sean Connery: So, did you end up going out last night?
Clubber: Too right I did! I ended up in The Arches and I was pure Joe Mangled! What a night!
Sir Sean Connery: You are the reason I don't live in Scotland.
Clubber: Really? Well double o this ya cunt! *headbuts Sir Sean*
Joe Mangled by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006

mandangled 

Def: In state of total inhebriation. Unable to control any bodily part and or function. fucked up retarded

Background: Got so fucked up and retarded one night with Paulie B. Nick and Tray, that we had to come up with a new word
> Dude what did you do last night?

> Dunno started off with a bottle of captains spiced, 24 beers and a quarter....woke up next to some swamp donkey i must have met at the bar

> SOunds like you got Mandangled
mandangled by Hamolka January 21, 2005

Majingled 

A verb used to describe something becoming messed with, destroyed, or discombobulated in some way. Can be used to describe injurious actions.
"I stubbed my toe and my pinky got majingled."
"Why are my papers all crumpled? Who majingled my shit?"
Majingled by Quentin Monopoly July 11, 2007