E-mail Cannon 

The act of sending numerous e-mails or posts in a short period of time.

Example 1
Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Tom this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail cannon at you bro!!

Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail cannon to stun.

E-mail Cannon by Mr. WAT April 30, 2008

voice mail courier 

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them a voice mail, usually to confirm that the voice mail has been received.

Donald: I just left you a message. Did you get it?

Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked.

Donald: Can you check?

Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.

Donald: Thoughts?

Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag.

voice mail courier by andytheclark August 28, 2009

mail cat 

A male who wears cat ears that usually match their t-shirt.

He is being a mail cat.

mail cat by pseudonymn December 16, 2013

mail coif 

A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.

Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.

mail coif by QuacksO February 25, 2019

[e-mail] 

You are too bored to give your real emali

[e-mail]

[e-mail] by CrayonEater4259 February 25, 2019

E-mail Coma/Loop 

Getting addicted to looking at/ sending e-mails, letting several hours go by being oblivious to everything but your own e-mail world.

Person A: I thought we were going to hang out 2 hours ago...

Person B: I know....I got stuck in an e-mail coma/loop, forgetting about the time. Sorry. I had a never ending circle of e-mails to read. I haven't checked my e-mail in a month, resulting in 1,356 unread e-mails...I totally forgot about it...Sorry!!

Person A: Oh I see...ya that happens to me all the time..Anyway, How about hanging out tommorow?

E-mail Coma/Loop by xDGoMuSiCxD January 2, 2010

E-mail Canon 

The act of sending numerous e-mails or posts in a short period of time.

Example 1
Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Rick this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail canon at you bro!!

Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail canon to stun.

E-mail Canon by Mr. WAT April 26, 2008