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n. quitter or gay.

A Maikon noun can be often used when describing a homosexual person or someone who quits his job.
- Man, I think I'm gonna quit my job.
- Bah, you're such a Maikon!

or

- Hi, nice to meet you!
- Hi. Are you straight or gay?
- Maikon.
by swrh January 22, 2011

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