Maidenhead

An upper-middle class, Tory town in Berkshire, UK, that is part of the constituency of Maidenhead and Windsor. Maidenhead borders the village of Bray, which is a seriously wealthy village (wealthier than Maidenhead). Maidenhead is also a 10-minute drive to Windsor Castle.

It's all very pretty, very historic, very clean, very rich, and very pleased with itself.

"My parents have been saving up for 10 years to afford a house in Maidenhead!"

by olgatolga November 1, 2012

Maidenhead

A cool town with the secondary schools of

Cox Green
altwood
Newlands
Desborough
Piggot
Furze Platt

Megan : i live in maidenhead
lauren: oh cool, i live there
leyan: i want to, its pretty cool :)

by lollypop1997 April 11, 2011

Maidenhead

Going down on a girl

Aye chap, did you give her the 'ol maidenhead?

by Lala1998 May 19, 2018

Maidenhead.

1. A specific kind of metalhead - one who listens to mainly, or only, Iron Maiden.

2. Another type of metalhead who listens to Iron Maiden while his metalhead friends do not. See definition for 'metalhead' for more infromation.

NOTE: Not always a bad thing.

Adam: "Yeah that kid is a metalhead."
Jason: "All he listens to is Iron Maiden, he's a friggin Maidenhead."
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Josh: "What you listenin to?"
Alex: "Iron Maiden. You don't listen to them much, huh?"
Josh: "No, I listen to other metal, you're a Maidenhead."

by Lameguitarist November 13, 2005

maidenhead

hymen, virginal knot

He took her maidenhead long before their wedding night.

by classygal October 10, 2004

maidenhead oil

1) Linseed oil, used for treating the decorative wooden lady figurine on the bow of wood hulled sailing ships.

2) Slang term for female wetness, the slick moistened fluid from the vagina when girls get excited.

3) Pussy juice, incorrectly defined as "maiden oil".

I hooked up with a chick the other night and she was dry as a bone, not a dop a maidenhead oil to be found.

by Droobiedoo July 5, 2015