manstate 

Male state of sexual readiness, and desire. Sporting an obvious erection and giving off serious pheromones.

-See that babe over there? She really puts me in a manstate!
-This morning I woke up in such a manstate I pitched a tent.
-Dude, if you get desperate go see Cheryl, she's such a ho she'll take care of anybody's manstate.

manstate by starbaby237 August 19, 2009

maxstatus 

Let's face it, parents don't play favouratism with their children, but when it comes to your partner they do. You want your partner to be the number one, the go to guy, the point man, the maverick. It becomes more obvious in a situation where ur siblings are of the same sex. There will always be a favourite. As the go to guy, you will be asked for input to the important family decisions and be part of the inner circle such as what investments to make, how to look after your parents, and most importantly, you will most likely oversee the family's wealth and fortune and be part of the wealth distribution process. On the other hand, if you are the dunce, you have no input because you are not credible and your extended family does not value your opinion. Partners in this situation will be asked to do tasks such as taking out the bin, washing the family car, and other shitty chores.

Damn i envy that dude with maxstatus. No one respects me as the dunce and i will never play an important role. I wish he would die sl that i may one day havr a chance at maxstatus

maxstatus by Fredo Frog August 11, 2014

Magstadt 

//noun: an overall nasty, gay-porn watching boner biter. A Magstadt is person who tends to be broke a graaaaannnd majority of the time, and drives his car until its completely empty. A Magstadt bares a slight resemblance to a young Surfer-Dude, but only if he did a shit load of coke and could shovel his front porch with his nose. You will know a magstadt when you see one because either you will smell the stank of non-washed board shorts and ball sweat, oooorrr he'll be the guy tappin your shoulder asking for a beer. //verb: to jump high, to get no pussy, to fail jumping over a car hood, to break ones own arm whilst attempting to jump over a car hood, to like smell of another mans musk in the morning, to be blind as a fuckin bat, to say shit that makes no sense at the absolute wrong time, to say shit that makes no sense a grand majority of the time. Dumbass

Dude...total Magstadt behind you right now.

Dude... 6 o'clock....total Magstadt

Dude.........fuckin Magstadt right?

Magstadt.....duuuudddeee...

Magstadt, what the fuck. Ur retarded dude.

Chheeeessseeeballs

Jamison! Jamison! Bro, did you see Phillipe last night. Being such a dick man. Fuckin Magstadt

Magstadt by Redmillian Kodiferus September 8, 2010