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something you buy that doesnt even fit
eric stephens bought a magnum.
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anonymous
Mar 21, 2003
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1) A handgun.
2) A popsicle brand sold in some parts of the world. 3) A brand of condoms- extra large. 4) A nickname for Japanese singer Gackt who once, when asked about his penis, blurted out he is a "magnum" on national TV. 1) He shot his girlfriend with a magnum.
2) I love double caramel magnums but they're so fattening! 3) He is hung like a horse- he only buys magnum condoms. 5) Is that a crease in Gackt's pants or is he just happy to see us? |
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A really large penis. Melissa's boyfriend is packin a magnum downstairs, he tears that bitch up every night.
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An incredibly powerful handgun Ah ah! I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you'd better ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!
(Loud gunshot) |
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A round with a greater amount of propellant than a standard cartrige or the wepon that fires this ammunition. Named after the largest size bottle that champagne is sold in (almost 1/2 gal.)
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A brand of extra large condoms. While your at the pharmacy get magnums cuz we dont want another accident. And large didnt fit last time.
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Most
Aggravating Goddamn No good Useless Motor dodge magnum engines are more noise than go. the most aggravating goddamn no good useless motor ever built. but its a mopar, so what do you expect.
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