magnifying glass

A lens that is used to examine someone’s insanely small chode.

His chode was very small that people had to use a magnifying glass in order to see it.

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egg magnifying glass

When you magnify eggs to make the sex better

My dick won’t fit in the small pussy so I use the egg magnifying glass

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When an individual desires a luxury item but cannot afford the item drawing attention to the individual's less than wealthy circumstances.

I stay away from the cosmetic counters in Neiman Marcus or Nordstroms because they are so Poor Magnifying.

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When something makes you gag multiplied by 10,000

"ticking that shot of apple cider vinegar was gagnifying"

gagnifying by Lindaro December 12, 2022

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Having unreasonable and obnoxious expectations from your significant other, and not being afraid to violently assert them

Charles didn't spontaneously build a 30 foot golden statue of his girlfriend, so she set his house on fire.
She was totally maggiying!

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Bringing technology and/or technical innovations to the masses for greater good. Orient technology towards mass consumption.

The new age mobile is a great example of 'massifying technology'.

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