My mate: that guy is so fucking magical it isnt even funny.
Highest rank on the "fuckability chart".
"Yeah, I know! I heard one time she found a magic lamp, rubbed it and a genie came out."
"Oh, yeah? Did she get to make a wish?"
"No, the fucking genie asked her to grant him a wish!"
"What was his wish?"
"You don't know?! You fucking kidding me? She's fucking magical, dude! You know that his wish was to fuck her brains out."