magic's theater 

The place where crackheads come to play and dark and dirty jokes is the language.

"Welcome to Magic's theater! Well have plenty of catnip!"

magic's theater by Safaridacatnipdealer July 15, 2020

Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit 

The well-known and liberally discussed philisophical debate on whether or not it would be worth one billion dollars to suck on Magic Johnson's HIV infected cock until completion on live television.

It is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, ass to mouth, or ass to goat to mouth, or ass to goat to contestant's mom, to mouth, etc...)

Alex said he'd take the Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit, cure aids, execute anyone who's ever seen the video, and cackle with maniacal cachinations as he fucked Natalie Portman nightly in his custom sex dungeon, the likes of which Gary Gygax has never seen.

Still, everyone would.. know...

Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit by Scottee Mac November 25, 2010

Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook 

Welfare from the U.S. government. Of course it is not actually free as it is a debt thrust upon society, but the typical uneducated person receiving it has no care where the money came from and only knows it is free money from Uncle Sugar.

Damn yo, I just got $1,700 in the mail from Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook!!

Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook by ImperialFleet1 August 28, 2009

Otto's Magic Blocks 

A children's computer game consisting of a small, pink blob with stubs for legs and bright shining eyes, bouncing through a magical world of rainbows and ice cream and candy. This world is believed to represent the inner workings of the mind and soul of Sir Paul McCartney.

Ringo: "Hey Paul, have you played Otto's Magic Blocks?"
Paul: "I am Otto's Magic Blocks."

Otto's Magic Blocks by K. E. M. August 10, 2009

magic johnson's disease 

The new vernacular for HIV/AIDS. Just as ALS is known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so too is HIV/AIDS known as 'Magic Johnson's Disease' after its most famous contractor.

Magic loved to get his D wet, but now he got a disease named after him.

You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.

magic johnson's disease by Cornelius Vanderbuilt April 16, 2007

Aladdin's magic carpet 

When you pull the scrotum, with two hands, further then the end of the penis, making it look like penis (Alladin) is sitting on top of the scrotum (the magic carpet).

Running around, making whooshing sounds or screaming "Jasmine! Wanna go for a ride!?" while doing it is recommended but certainly not a must.

Jafir: Hey Jenny, would you like to ride Aladdin's magic carpet?

Jenny: Yeah... sure.

Jafir: Do you trust me?

Jenny: What? ...I guess so.

Jafir: *drops pants*

Aladdin's magic carpet by FoodCatsEat December 14, 2009

Thora Hird's Magic Handbag

Slang term for Dimesmeric Antiphosphate, a narcotic frequently known as cake.

"Yo, booyashaka! Just scored a lid of Thora Hird's Magic Handbag! Sorted!"

Thora Hird's Magic Handbag by D F Stuckey April 13, 2004