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A Magic Nigger is a rare nigger who does not follow a lifestyle of cradle-to-grave welfare parasitism, criminal behavior, and hypersexuality, and instead pursues a traditionally "white" lifestyle of hard work and socioeconomic achievement. Magic Niggers are common in mainstream media portrayals (liberal nig lovers eat this crap up), but in reality are quite rare indeed. Magic Niggers are a perplexing quandary.
"Man, the media is so desparate for magic niggers that they'll put any underachieving slob on TV, as long as he doesn't murder or rape too many white women."
by SouthernAvenger January 02, 2008

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