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29.
Mikes Girl Friend!
Girl 1: Did you hear Maggie is dating Mike?
Guy 1: Yeah, everybody wants him.
Guy 2: Including me!
Girl 2: I wish I was a Maggie!
by Margaret Thompny September 24, 2011
 
30.
a Maggie is a girl that won't take a compliment no matter how hard you try. They are the kind of girls who would rather die than be useless. They will smile above all and let everyone think they are okay even when others lie and hurt them. They won't leave their friends or tell other's secrets even if they find them on accident. They hate being called pretty because they don't like others being judged for their looks. They don't feel special and can easily suffer from clinical depression. They like to dye their hair, get tattoos and piercings. They won't judge you for being of whatever sex, sexuality, or religion only if you hurt others. Maggies lie and say they are okay and cry in the shower before they let another see or hear them shed a tear because they feel no one can help them. Often they wish the could be alone and are scared they will become greedy self centered or worst of all hurt the ones they love most. They are normally short girls with dark brown hair and hurricane hazel eyes. No matter what they do they are hurt to easily and often pretend they don't care. If you get a girl named Maggie tell her she is beautiful and treat her like it to remind her even if she seems like it doesn't matter to her. They who doesn't trust or fall in love easily. She can be confusing, but only needs you to tell her and things will clear up. Maggie is just a girl that is artsy and likes being alone.
Guy: Maggie is so pretty!
Maggie: no im not.
by XmX November 17, 2013
 
31.
the most dwurrtastic girl ever oh yeah and she likes trains

lol.k
maggie likes trains
by jesus-hitler-christ January 06, 2012
 
32.
1. The type of girl whose cock mileage is measured in the same units as interstellar distances.
2. Needs a smacking every once in a while like a semi-broken TV.
3. That girl that you can't tell whats dumber, the shit she says or the fucking god-awful voice that wont stop.
4. The Inuinnaqtun word for bad cook or chef.
5. The certain type of dirty whore that does not know they are a dirty whore.
6. The short form of Margaret.
1. 1,854 AU (Astronomical Unit(s)) of cock.

3.62 Light Years of cock.
0.182 pc (Parsec(s)) of cock.

2. Bob: "Hey, Mike wanna garb drinks tonight? Maggie's acting up again."
Mike: "For sure. Did u forget to give her medicinal bi-weekly smackings?"

Bob: "Oh shit good call bro."
Mike: "Bud, I told you when I gave her to you, she needs bi-weekly smacks to the face to function properly.
Bob: "I know man, its just... my hand still hurts from last time."
Mike: "It's alright bobby we've all gotten tired of smacking Maggie. But it must be done."

3. Maggie: "<says dumb shit>"
Bob: " Shut the fuck up please"
Maggie:"What? Why? this is something we really need to discuss"
Bob: " youre absolutely correct, lets talk by txt, i've got some errands i gotta run"

4. You never tell a Maggie "Kaagliqpunga." Inuit Tradition, you just don't.

5.Roger: "Bob check out that girl in red. Dare me to ask her out?"
Bob: "I've been there and i'm telling you, thats a Maggie, steer clear for youre own safety."
Roger: "What how do you know? she seems like a really nice person"
Bob: " Thats how they all are, its how they have to be in order to withhold their survivability through the denial of their whoredom on a day to day basis."

6. Potentially of Persian origin, derived from the Persian language marvârid (مروارید), a pearl or daughter of light.
by Usedpseudonym December 18, 2013
 
33.
She is the one you can always go to. The one who I can talk to. The one who I love. She is the one for me. I know I messed up in the past but know our future is bright. Sure we fight here and there but we end up making it right. Even when you think ill go back to her I never am leaving your side again. We have so many special things like our numbers 44 and 21. Those will be there forever and I love you Maggie you are my one and only.
Maggie is the one for me.
by Crusader4421 April 15, 2013
 
34.
Maggie's are fun to be around and will always make your day. They are great friends and will always have your back no matter what. They have beautiful brown hair with natural blonde streaks. They are often very pretty but don't seem to see it. Maggie's are smart and have a great passion for dance, especially ballet. Maggie is also very good at art and music. If Maggie seems overwhelming to you, and your a guy, she probably likes you and just wants you to notice her, but that's not really who she is. If you are lucky enough to have a Maggie in your life, never let her go, you will always regret it. She is an amazing girlfriend who likes to have fun but also has a serious side.
Guy 1: Did you hear who Maggie's dating?!

Guy 2: What! You mean she's taken! That's not fair:(
by Dance Till We Die June 06, 2014
 
35.
It means annoying or to be annoyed
Man that girl won't shut up she is so maggie.

That so maggie.

They actin maggie rights now.
by Cap505 February 26, 2014