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A person who has far too many issues. One who is overloaded with angst. Derived from the fact that a magazine stand (in the non-slang sense) is a place where one can find many issues (also in the non-slang sense) of various periodicals.
"I had dump my girlfriend. She had way too many issues."

"Issues? She was a magazine stand!"
by Evac156 February 24, 2005
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