maffoo

An etremely banterous and sexual specimen who specialises in not only getting pussay 24/7, but assisting goals.

Peasant 1: Wow, look at these passes! I wish I could assist like him, the sexy brick shithouse of a hero.
Peasant 2: Maffoo with the assist.

maffoo by Maffoo with the asisst May 4, 2015

Maffoof 

Someone completely amazing, perfect and who you can totally trust, and who makes you really happy all the time. Somebody who cares about you and who you would do anything for. Someone you love.

Person1: Wow! You two are so perfect for each other...
Person2: Yeah... he's my Maffoof.
=)

Randomer1: *points* Look! Those stars are so nice.
Randomer2: Yeah, me and my Maffoof were looking at them last night.
Randomer1: Awwww. Bless!

Maffoof by PrincessPickle December 10, 2008

Mafoonery

Another word for bullshit ; something dumb or that doesn't make any sense .

"I got a freaking 20% on my test !? That's some mafoonery ."

"This is some mafoonery."

"School is full of mafoonery I hate it ."

Mafoonery by BigDaddyAJ April 8, 2019

muffoon 

Muffoon

noun

A comedic person, especially a woman, who frequently performs cunnilingus.

A mix of a buffoon and a muff diver, otherwise known as a lesbian, or a heterosexual male keen on the kooch (a Mr Pussy).

My good friend, who happened to be a lesbian, had us all in stitches, I couldn’t help but blurt out, “oh my god, you’re such a muffoon!”

muffoon by Nihilist #3 September 20, 2021