manaconda 

a very large penis. a combination of the two words "man" and "anacanda" which is the longest snake in the world.

Alex's "manaconda" was so big, she needed to use both hands to pleasure him.

manaconda by murkle September 21, 2005

Charming The Manaconda 

The act of having sex with a male who has an abnormally large penis.

I hired a male stripper for my bachelorette party and ended up charming the manaconda.

Charming The Manaconda by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

taming the manaconda 

Giving someone a boner with one of the flute things that snake charmers use.

"yeah last night we were gonna have sex but then i started playing my flute and i totally started taming the manaconda" - Paige

taming the manaconda by Left Shark February 10, 2015

Manaconda 

A man's anaconda, or very large penis

-"Last night my man fucked me deep with his manaconda"
-"Lucky! I wish my man had a manaconda!"

Manaconda by whipit good November 7, 2007

Manaconda 

An abnormally large and fat penis. Sometimes known for choking people to death.

Dude, she can't hang with my manaconda, it will choke her to death.

Manaconda by Hostile Sausage June 29, 2009

Manaconda 

A hell dwelling human/ snake hybrid. This demonic creature has a anaconda like torso and head. He has difficulty getting pants on his human legs and feet due to the lack of arms and hands. He spends his days getting drunk and working a low salary office gig. The really is no discernible reason for Manaconda's existence.

Jafar: "You're acting just like a Manaconda, Smeefster!"

Manaconda by Jafar & Smeef October 14, 2015

Manaconda 

This name was originally used by Tyra Banks when referring to America's Next Top Model Cycle 21 Winner, Keith Carlos. A manaconda is a man with a very large penis. It is a combination of the word Man and Anaconda the world's largest known snake.

Damn he's a manaconda!
How do you know?
We hooked up last night!

Manaconda by StreetQueen989 January 13, 2016