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Adj: The act of pretending to conduct an orchestra while classical music plays, often in a grandiose and unrealistic fashion. An iconic mimed gesture similar to the Sad Violin, Call Me, He's Drunk, et al gestures. maestrobation, maestrobator
As Stravinsky's Firebird Suite neared it's stirring climax, Jim raised his arms and began to maestrobate.
by ExecuMutant August 27, 2006