California slang name for Cocaine
before we head out to the club, we have to pick up Madonna.
by SujfatS November 06, 2014
Arguably the skankiest piece of no talent trash to ever walk the face of the earth.
I am disgustingly ugly but I am gonna become famous like Madonna for bieng a complete skank and by taking credit for song that someone else wrote and I recorded with the money provided by a rich smut peddeling uncle of mine.
by Wifukm Yung February 12, 2010
a.Over 40 year-old women still acting like teenagers and wearing bras that overly "push-up".

b.Americans faking inconvincing British accents.
"Damn, don't get all Madonna on me, mom!"
by Chi Bai April 25, 2006
An American celebrity who is amazing at live concerts, good with writting music, OK at singing, and down-right terrible in films. Has a reputation for being an undesirable individual but that adds to her commercial success. Everyone has an opinion of her, good or bad. Will probably be the first woman over 60 to have a number 1 album. Undeniably good at what she does. Her fans are mainly gay men and divorced women and remain loyal despite having to down-size their homes to be able to afford over-priced concerts and badly edited music DVD's (either official DVD's or illegal as four main concert tours still have not been officially released). Despite confusing messages and her own admission she can be a bitch, she ultimatly appears to be a force for good.
Person 1: I saw Madonna in concert. It was amazing!
Person 2: I heard her new record and it was pretty good.
Person 1: Yeah she sung live and her voice was shit but I'd rather that than hear some dumb bimbo mimb
Person 2: Yeah she is cool, but I wouldnt like to meet her, I've heard she can be vile
Person 1: Yeah and never watch a film of hers, unless you're able to afford a new TV after you burn yours to erase the sheer shite it projected into your sitting room
by Welshman1 July 16, 2012
Britains only immigrant we actually managed to get rid of.
"Who's that girl?" "That's no girl, that's Madonna"
by Posh Birds Do It Best October 10, 2009
A woman who is something of a paradox.

She has achieved the status of being one of the most successful female singers of all time, despite not having a particularly good voice and only being of average attractiveness.

Her success could be ascribed to 'strength of character', but, also paradoxically, she is an incredibly shallow, vacuous person, known for changing her 'personality' and image every few years in order to lengthen her career.

Her latest fad is to take children from Africa to use as fashion accessories. She is currently affecting a peculiar accent in a pretentious attempt to apparently try to sound 'english'. Has a reputation for being rude, ungracious and self-obsessed.

Has dabbled in acting at which she has proved to be a notable failure and a laughing stock, as she doesn't have any depth within her own character to draw on when creating roles.
When the Madonna (Ritchie) family visited Madame Tussaud's Museum, Madonna's husband had a conversation with her wax model for 10 minutes before realising his wife had moved on to another exhibit.
by Witch of the West October 07, 2007
A peircing in one side of an upper lip. This peircing is almost exclusively seen on younger females, and most often contains a stud, rather than a ring. Named after the famous pop musician, who has a natural beauty spot in the same place.

Unfortunately, this particular peircing is associated with the lower classes, and with people of poor taste.
That girl should never have worn a yellow cubic zirconia in her madonna - now it looks even more like a zit!

People who are brave enough are known to approach a girl with a madonna, and casually tell her that she has "someting on her lip... just there..."
by Mark Blue September 17, 2007

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