An pop-star from the 1980s who never went away. Ragged old lady over 50 who still thinks she's 25 years old. Madonna looks like she's had endless amounts of plastic surgery. Madonna's body is saggy, sinewy and grotesque. Madonna is an excellent business woman who forces absurd and very try-hard music at the world. Madonna remains famous because gay men all over the world wish they could be her - and still buy her crappy products. Madonna is the worst actress of all time. Her acting career has prevented other pop-stars from gaining credibility as actresses.
Look at that 86-year-old woman singing karaoke. She looks just like Madonna.

Look at that poster advertising menopause support. They've used Madonna as their poster-girl.

Rihanna can't sing and she's far from pretty - just another copy of Madonna.
by oztrayleah September 11, 2012
A musician who in many ways is overrated but is undeniably one of the most influential artists of our time. Most of her music from the 80's was pretty awful, but she peaked in the late 90's and early 2000's. Many of her songs are earnest and heartfelt. She plays guitar, writes her own songs, and knows how to market herself to her full potential.
1) Ray of Light, Music, and American Life are wonderful albums by Madonna.

2) Madonna should not be judged because of her age. Who else at 50 has a body like hers?

3) Madonna does not hate Christianity; it is a motif found in many of her songs and is not referred to unkindly.

4) Although it was slightly disappointing to many fans that Madonna had collaborated on her latest album with much-overrated producer Timbaland, the album is actually quite decent and features a number of good songs.
by therealswanprincess December 04, 2008
1.Talentless pop singer who used to be hot but is now an ugly bitch who references S&M in in her videos, shows, and not to mention the fucked up book "Sex" she wrote ten years ago.
Probably on account of being a "boy toy" in the 80s tried and liked all the weird shit.

Her music has always sucked, and always will no matter how many time she tries an "image change". She sucks and can`t do anything to change the facts.

2. Latin name for Mother Mary.

3. a total bitch.
1.S&M is fucked up, but its even worse when some old bag is trying to promote it.

Why is this bitch still popular?

2. The Madona was a virgin when she gave birth to The Cristo

3. Don`t talk to that bitch, she is madonna
by tanukisanyo May 21, 2005
a wanna-be-16-year-old who calls everyone that is better than her reductive. She's supposed to be a singer or something. Her true age is not known,but rumours say it's between 80-150.
Him: Dude,Madonna should fuck off and retire.
Her: Agreed.
by insiderartpopact2 August 17, 2014
squishy perky little things that spring up on the chests of overweight men. A.K.A man boobs
(named madonnas because of the cone shaped bras she used to wear)
would you take a look at those huge madonnas, that guy must weigh 250.
by Fiendish August 10, 2005
California slang name for Cocaine
before we head out to the club, we have to pick up Madonna.
by SujfatS November 06, 2014
1. the Italian name for the Virgin Mary, Mother of Jesus

2. a pop entertainer who has some decent songs and does stupid image things to start controversies and sell albums and other items like her book "Sex". Some of her videos have offended many people and some of them have even been banned by MTV, VH1 and other video networks and programs. They have featured things like sex with a dead man, burning crosses, S & M scenes, violence, her in a VERY tight sweater (Vogue)and more. She has posed for smut mags and porno flicks. Her current tour features a skit where she acts as a dominitrix and sings while strapped to a cross, mocking Jesus. The shitty teen pop phenomenon (Britney, Xtina, etc.) is entirely inspired by Madonna, so she has a lot to answer for.
1. I saw a Madonna and child painting at the art museum today.

2. While on tour in Italy Madonna invited the pope to see her show in Rome. Needless to say, he didn't go. He, the local Jewish community and the local Muslim community asked her not to reenact the mock crucifixion scene in her Rome show. She did it anyway.
by Starpunk October 03, 2006

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