What a hispanic person who speaks poor English might call McDonald's.
Guelcome to Madonnas! (say: Mah-doe-na's)
by Andy September 27, 2005
A pop singer who isn't the best singer, a musician who can't play an instrument, a self proclaimed Jew who isn't really Jewish and who sports an obviously fake English accent. Yet manages to snag the title of the most famous woman in the world. If this is true, it's probably for the sensless acts of stupidity she's commited over the years and the brainless Euro-wannabe sheep who blindly follow her like a cult leader who somehow think she at 50-something is still cool, pulling such moronic stunts just for publicity's sake.
Rodolfo: Wow, Madonna has a new album (in european spain accent)

Kenny: Dude she's old, can't sing, can't play an instrument, thinks she's Jewish, now has accent and she could go F**k herself.
by anonymous8000 February 03, 2008
a pop icon who sings and dances her life away
madonna dances and sings in her music video "hung up."
by blurXIII December 26, 2005
An American Pop singer who emerged as a disco artist in the early 80's. Her first major hit was "Like A Virgin", and after performing a now legendary performance at the VMA's in 1984, caused her second studio album and single "Like A Virgin" to go platinum and sell over 2,000,000 copies in both LP, cassete and CD. Her punk-pop princess fashion including black apparel such as bustier tops, bangles, black rubber bracelets and mesh tops appealed to many young girls and started a wave of cultural phenomenon known as "Madonna-wanna's". She also caused commotion with her "Material Girl" video, which now a cult hit, is almost an exact recreation of Marilyn Monroe's "Diamonds Are A Girl's best Friend" musical number, it also became popular among young children even today. it was in 1985 that the first single from her "True Blue" album, "Live To Tell" came out, and when her "True Blue" album was released, audiences everywhere were shocked and surprised to see a fresher more sophisticated Madonna, Donning a more classic look, she had cropped bleach blonde hair and wore a more elegant style of clothing. she is friggin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
"OMG she looks soooo different, she must have gone madonna!"
by madonna_80spsychohoe January 21, 2009
Madonna, a famous musician with a long spanning career, probably one of the most Overrated performers of our time, constantly sticking to new trends in music in a desperate attempt to keep in the public eye, also tried acting, with a critical response to her acting ability (see shit).
constantly attempts to dress like a teeny-bopper, often making people watching a Madonna video feel either uncomfortable, or just plain sick.
most likely thinks people still find her attractive.
Also pretends to be English.
That new video with Madonna, where she's dressed like 15 year old Jailbait made me wish I could burn my eyes out, hence why I am in hospital
by 1nf3kt3d! July 29, 2008
A musician who is declared to be the most famous and influential female artist in the music industry. She was ranked #2 (behind the beatles) on Billboard magazine's "Billboard Hot 100 All-Time Top Artists" in 2008. Has an average voice (but not that bad still), can play the guitar (see a live performance on youtube to prove it), looks good compared to other people at her age, done lots of stupid things (constantly changing image to lenghten her career, S&M, and loads more), yet had put some respectable albums with decent songs (Ray of Light, Music, American Life). Loved by some, and hated by some too. Her success could be described in her strength of character and style rather than being the best out there.
I think Madonna is an ok artist. I don't think she is the best artist out there, there is clearly some artists who are better than her, but I don't think she's the worst or that bad either
by 57823 June 10, 2010
An pop-star from the 1980s who never went away. Ragged old lady over 50 who still thinks she's 25 years old. Madonna looks like she's had endless amounts of plastic surgery. Madonna's body is saggy, sinewy and grotesque. Madonna is an excellent business woman who forces absurd and very try-hard music at the world. Madonna remains famous because gay men all over the world wish they could be her - and still buy her crappy products. Madonna is the worst actress of all time. Her acting career has prevented other pop-stars from gaining credibility as actresses.
Look at that 86-year-old woman singing karaoke. She looks just like Madonna.

Look at that poster advertising menopause support. They've used Madonna as their poster-girl.

Rihanna can't sing and she's far from pretty - just another copy of Madonna.
by oztrayleah September 11, 2012

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