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2. madera
bullshit,
eso es madera vato
1. Madera
Small town in Central California, also called The Heart of Cali or Madtown.
I live in the Heart of Cali, Madera.
3. madera
a small town in central california thats used for conducting studies on teen fertility and the burning question... what happens when the mexican majority get drivers licenses, cases of beer, boxing lessons, and a catholic upbringing.

If you ever drive through madera it's recomended that you keep that you have a mouthful of cyanide capsules, so if your car breaks down you can save yourself the trouble of dealing with anything maderan by chomping down.
whenever i pass by a sewage treatment plant i think of madera.
4. madera
In Spanish slang, the police
Estábamos de botellón y vino la madera a cortarnos el rollo

We were binge-drinking and the fuzz turned up to fuck it all
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