A website that needs no introduction...what? There's a few retards who don't know? Gah...The website is the creation of a kick-ass pirate called Maddox. It is a collection of articles that he has written about things that piss him off. Naturally, unless you have no brain, most of the articles shouldn't be taken seriously. But the rest should be taken seriously, like how much ass Ben Stiller kicks and why Cameron Diaz sucks.
If you are interested in looking, go to maddox.xmission.com (no www). If you're going to send hatemail, don't bother, Maddox doesn't care. Why do you think they put a delete button on your keyboard? :)
Articles from Maddox: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."
"Ben Stiller should star in every movie."
"Love your kids? Prove it by beating them."

Me: Maddox owns you. Don't agree? Eat shit!

Some Random: Name the best page in the universe...
Me: maddox.xmission.com!
by Hayley October 22, 2005
Entertaining website, if you don't take it personally (which can be hard to avoid, as he seems to try to offend everyone). One has to wonder if he actually believes what he writes, or if he is just trying to be ridiculously insensitive for effect. Either way, original (and surprisingly clever) stuff.
Maddox: I'm so pissed, I just slammed the door shut on some kid's nuts.
by robustus August 16, 2005
My idol! Maddox Rocks this world!!!
Maddox tells it like it is.
by Britt March 06, 2005
"The Best Page in the Universe." Run by Maddox the Pirate.
I especially like his articles on X-Box and Contra 3.
by Bastardized Bottomburp December 13, 2003

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