2)Maddox- The essential equivalent to Che Guevera, except in Pirate form.
"Maddox had to pay for some birth prevention pills for my bitchy neighbors because I zapped them in the crotch with a stun gun too many times."
"Oh, that's just Maddox, off to liberate Bolivia from shitfaced fuckers who can't type."
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."
"I think I just totally got dragon kicked to the face after reading that article" - Everyone else
He has a large fan base, which contrary to popular belief, isn't just a load of 12-18 year olds, and don't all type in 1337 spk.
The majority of those who protest against his work are dull, or unintelligent:
-The dull usually moan about facts being twisted, or the articles being full of bias. IF YOU WANT FACTS READ A NEWSPAPER!! Maddox's articles are for humour only.
-The unintelligent label him as a "greasy nerd" or "fag", despite him being neither. They sometimes say that Maddox can't get laid, which is pretty ridiculous considering he has a HOT girlfriend.
The mothers against maddox movement fall into both these categories. They really need to grow the hell up and get their priorities sorted.
Guy2: "Maddox, I visited your site expecting serious unbiased articles. I'm really dissapointed. I shan't be returning, and I shall express my dissapointment on other internet sites. I suck ass."
Mother against Maddox: "I like to campaign against internet sites while my kids are out smoking pot and having underage sex. I don't have a clue how to be a good parent, so I campaign against things that aren't really going to affect my child."
At first he liked it, but then he started to cry. So then i did what i always do when babies cry: i put him in the garbage.
heh maddox is a funny guy