OG Mudbone 

OG Mudbone was a porn star who was known for his ridiculously large cumshots and his horrifyingly loud orgasms. His dick’s totally fake, though. I mean, it’s like 18 inches long. That guy probably has 25 different Viagra perscriptions.

guys watching porn

OG Mudbone: Oh yeah...just get it in there...look at my massive cock
Random woman: I’ve never had one this big before
OG: Oh. Uh. Uh. I’m gonna come. I’m gonna come. I’M GONNA COME!! OHHHHUHHHH HAHAHA UHHH FUCK UHHHHH

OG Mudbone by 1251strokes February 18, 2018

Mudbone Hustler 

A mudbone hustler is someone who doesn't have much cash, but always seems to get by in style. This is a person who uses their wits to avoid being a "starving artist", but they aren't exactly getting rich either.

At any Phish show you'll see a pack of mudbones selling hemp necklaces trying to get enough for a ticket and some food.

The term originated from the Richard Pryor character Mudbone, who was a shoe shiner who'd been around the block a time or two.

That fool just made a bunch of 10 cent copies of his drawings and is selling them outside the show for a buck each. He lives in his car but he's at all the best shows with a drink in his hand, what a mudbone hustler!

Mudbone Hustler by DJ Easybake September 25, 2010

Madone 

Italian expression for omg!

Madone! The ass on that girl!

Madone by Dimes10 August 4, 2016

malboned 

to be thoroughly demolished online by one of unassailable with and logic, especially when skewered by the weakness of one's own argument. To be malboned is to cede the last word unless you are totally dense or totally masochisitc.

Malboning almost exclusively occurs left malboning right, esp when the right is neocon or tea party-ish. I've never seen it go the other way.

Source: Newsvine

"He just started a debate with Stacy M and has no idea wtf he is talking about? He's gonna get Malboned!"

malboned by wiseacidness May 19, 2010

Manboner 

When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.

Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.

Manboner by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011

Mad Bone

A man who walks around with deer rage. One who possesses excessive hormones. "The frusterated One" a.k.a. "Test" a.k.a. "John Holmes". This guy hasn't gotten any for a while, and is on the prowl looking to end his dry spell and cure his mad bone.

Mark: "Did you see Mad Bone walk into the meeting today?"

Rick: "How could I miss him? He was raging!!! Those eyes..."

Melissa: "What's a Mad Bone?"

Mad Bone by Tommy Bahammy January 28, 2014

Black mamboner 

Related to the black mamba, this occurs when your snake or b.b.c gets hard and starts to ejaculate like how snakes shoot poison.

Jake: what's that down there?
Jamal: That's my black mamboner

Black mamboner by Phazze March 30, 2021