Used to define an object or an act that is so simple you'de have to be literally brainless to not be able to figure it out.
Man 1: Dude, wtf? How do you fix this?
Man 2: Aw man, this thing is mad-simple-crazy, dawg.
the ability to do something so extremely well that it creates a state of mental illness; expertise that reaches a point of insanity where even simple things like spelling words correctly is impossible.
Y'all know I got mad skillz when it comes to def tambo beatz.
Crazy. Madly deranged and completely nuts. Foolish; stupid or mentally imbalanced.
Common british slang for daft.
Someone should tell the building super that the daffy french woman has locked the fire escapes with padlocks again.
1. That which is cool awesome sweet amazing hot great tight nice rad wicked sexy good sick hip fun funny crazy dope pimp chill neat super fantastic radical badass excellent fresh gnarly phat smart wow fly bad kool the shit groovy kewl wurdd sick-nasty krazy.
May be used in conjunction with the word "mad".
Simply put, the sikkest word to use when describing something or someone.
Something krazy, outrageous or just a simple adjective.
2. Slang for a professional athlete or one who is highly skilled.
"Yo, did you see Jose's new truck?"
"Yea man, that thing is mad pro."
"Did you hear about when that kid double flipped off brainards bridge?"
"Yea that was so pro."
"Whoa check out that new chick, she's pro fo sho."
"Ricky Carmichael is a pro motocross racer."
someone who is annoying or did something stupid to annoy people. someone who is an asshole and really pisses you off.
are you a choodu ? cant u understand this simple thing !
1) A condition wherein, a person who is an expert at a task, is forced to watch or teach a person who is horrible at the task move really really REALLY slowly. E.G., a luddite using a computer mouse for the first time. The person who is adroit at the task, slowly goes crazy watching the inept person trying to complete this simple thing, and wants to alternately strangle and choke them...but you'd never do such a thing.
2) When walking in a large city, with many pedestrians who are moving slowly, and are not self-aware, that block your path, don't walk straight, stop to take pictures of buildings, et cetera...and you...the fast walker, want to strangle and or choke them and move on...but you'd of course never do such a thing.
3) Anytime you're so pissed at someone or a pet, and you fantasize about strangling and choking them...even though you are so anti-violence that you're a vegan and a card carrying member of Amnesty International
So I'm at my sister's, and holy shit, I effing wanted to strangle-choke her like six times! She's trying to find some pictures on her puter, and I'm showing her how to use Windows Explorer, and WOW, she's a total computer idiot! Finally, I just knocked her ass out of the chair and showed her what to do before someone (her) got strangled, and or choked!
1. (World) Football (aka Soccer) is a simple minded woman's sport (of course, how could it be otherwise...) where they run around a field trying to kick a ball; like a sugar loaded dog; into the other's team goal stand, or whatever. Operationally, it is a lot like Hockey, except a lot more gay. 'Men' are also known to practice this lame game (shit); in this case, a bunch of effeminate losers get off to rub and watch someone else's legs, butts and other private parts that giggle around. Worst still, the 'men' that like to watch this travesty are obvious closet homos that fantasise being humped by the players over the excruciatingly long and boring hour and a half plus that actually contains under five minutes worth of actual action. The mad skills required are dancing, for dribbling; and running, for positioning. Seriously; even though only and asshole would actually take it like that. The strategic component is laughable (I guess that helps to explain the popularity of it); just run, kick-pass and shoot; repeat ad nauseam. The only little fun is that you can make the ball handler trip. May have to take a penalty shot; or some other bullshit; but if done correctly, it's definetly worth it (imho).more...
2. (US) American football is a sorry-ass redneck recreation of a fantasy battle. Albeit a little more manly than 'Succer' (ie, less gay); however it has little to do with actual kicking, being more akin to Rugby; and hence it has to do more with name calling, crazy stupid hittin...