|1.||mad agony in 'disdress'|
1) Intense misery and suffering, and distress.
2) Insufferable static cling, pinching and bunching (and embarrassment?) wearing this dress.
"Raul's natural insecurity as an illegal alien and his angst in social settings caused him MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' as he suffered through the long chow line at Hobo Park."
"I gotz me MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' because I have some unresolved issues. Maybe you'll like it if it fits you, Raul. Or should I call you Raula?"."